[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
i want someone to love me as much as i hate myself
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
its finally seasonably appropriate to shove this up my ass