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    r0ki:

    thatrockerdude:

    chabothedino:

    cryforce:

    thewriterkid:

    Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

    • Stay safe
    • Congratulations
    • That’s what they all say
    • Different strokes for different folks
    • I hope you have the time of your life
    • But you have so much to live for
    • Please explain
    • think of me
    • Don’t fall in
    • I’ll alert the media
    • Good luck
    • Have fun
    • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat



    fantherapy:

    "So basically you’ve been avoiding any real problems and panicking about non-existent ones?"

    Me:

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    beaconandbacondetector:

    drakefan666:

    kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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    I GOT THAT SUMERTIME, SUMERTIME SANDLER



    will0wing:

    adorus:

    cursed-tape-duelist:

    This is incredibly upsetting to me.

    I don’t want to come across as mean or rude, but ever since I first posted this I keep getting notifications of people getting upset over this picture, and saying things like “that’s no way to live”, “the government should do something about this”…etc.

    Does no one realize the picture was taken on a lean? The houses are built on a hill, they actually stand straight up. The photographer has been VERY bloody clever, and turned their camera to make the road look horizontal.

    The houses are perfectly sound, perfectly vertical. So take a deep breath, calm down, and appreciate the creativity in this piece of photography.

    lol more people need to go to san francisco , actually don’t…. we don’t want you




    realizinq:

    Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend



    dutchster:

    and the battle continues




    leandraholmes:

    boondock-smokes:

    kilis-invisible-beard:

    I am sorry but I just CAN’T

    still my favourite on set story ever

    I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

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    sirenstrike:

    How this conversation really went in my head.

    I often imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. 




    vertigos:




    icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

    captainblackbird:

    #all three of them -jon and robb and theon- are like ARYA U SO CUTE  

     #and then they were never happy again




    dangerhamster:

    five-hundred:

    And this is why you always reblog RDJ

    THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL




    bloodyarmin:

    imaginarycomics:

    I AM THE OVERTEEN

    ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

    you are the dancing queen
    young and sweet
    only over teen




    beyoncebeytwice:

    my brothers 13th birthday was yesterday and my gift to him was kidz bop 25 unfortunately my hilarious prank backfired bc my dad got him a new speaker system in his room which is right next to mine and he is currently blasting the kidz bop rendition of what does the fox say



    sassiestnugget:

    so thats what that means